Curse

Takeko Nakano · Nov 01, 2005, 12:01 PM // 12:01

I think the first ever jerk I came across was to do with an auction. This guy had posted a bid which wasn't clear - well I thought it was one thing, he thought it was another. I thought he was offering 1k for each upgrade.

American Jerk: *Offers 1k*
Me: "No, you said you'd give 1k for each"
American Jerk: "No, I said 1k for both"
Me: "Look, someone else bid 500g for one of them - you can't buyout with the same bid!"
*Two minutes of trying to explain basic auctioning principles.*
Me: "Ok, 1.5k then."
*Sale*
American Jerk: "Haha, I'll sell them for lots more money. Haha."
Me: "Congrats to you then, stupid Yankee"
*American Jerk is ignoring you*

I later messaged him to say I seriously didn't mind if he was making a mark-up as I was getting a good price, but I wondered why he had to throw a paddy over being expected to out-bid someone.

Lots of other trading and PvE jerks in between. I'm surprised how quickly your ignore list grows. Last one was a really abusive player in The Wilds - I had my monk. I had got quite agitated because someone was randomly leading people completely the wrong way. Finally I managed to convince them to go the correct way. I think one player might have dropped by accident, then another left after we got the bonus. Possibly being a jerk, possibly accident.

Throughout the game one warrior was mouthing off at us. ----ing this and ----you that. Blanking out swearing doesnt stop you from knowing you're being sworn at.

"Pro" lvl 13 warrior (in the Wilds): ---- you, why didn't you heal me?
Me: Because you aggroed all the mobs and I couldn't get near you.
"Pro" warrior: ---- you.
Me: Well if you didn't just rush ahead...
"Pro" warrior: ---- you, I do as I please.

Well the warrior threw "her" toys out of the pram and refused to carry on - just stopped. So another monk, a necro and I carried on and finished the mission by ourselves. The jerk also finished, but probably felt stupid that we were able to finish with just a necro for offence.

Strik3r · Nov 01, 2005, 12:59 PM // 12:59

I got one also...kinda short though. I was getting pick ups for FoW and was asking for Ventrilo only.

Me: exp. FoW group looking for 2 monks and 1 ele *must have Vent and a few hours to spare.

Then I get a PM

Noob: I don't have vent, I use shield of judgement...

Lol that scared me.

Hailfall · Nov 01, 2005, 01:44 PM // 13:44

Just encountered a Jerk while in TOA..

I was in TOA trying to find a group for FOW, I see a monk who was trying to do the same so I decided to invite him and make a group together. Then we get an invite from someone (Jerk) who as soon as we are in the group, kicking me and keeping the monk.

I invite another monk and try to get another group together. Then I see another guy inviting us so I said in Teamchat "I am sure that when he invites me he will kick me". The monk replied that he would leave if he did so. As soon as I accept the invite I told him (not realising this was the same Jerk) "Please stop kicking me".. on which the Jerk replies "And just because of that".. and I get kicked again. On which the monk also left the party and we teamed up (on which I had to leave again later because of the network issues).

*grr* Some people...

The Son Of Morgoth · Nov 01, 2005, 08:06 PM // 20:06

LOL WOW....yes i have met many jerks on my travels through the lands of Tyria...why i was training my monk the other day on the frost gate mission and wow...........

to start it off one of the party members left like 25percent thru the mission but we decided to go on......

then 2 of our party members start complaining that we werent doing bonus and we reminded them it was a mish only team......

also this team was HIGHLY dependent on my healing skills lol especially those 2 who wanted to do the bonus only who eventually went on their own to do bonus.........

so it was only 3 party members left........an E/MO a R/ME and me Mo/W...and suprisingly we finished the mish after a while........so i made 2 friends

lol the ranger was tanking pretty well...

O WAIT WAIT BACK TO THE JERKS WHO LEFT US
-whenever i had energy i would try to keep them alive using heal party
-they dont thank me
-they die
-they ask me to rez em
-i tell em if i rez em they have to help us
-they agree and i rez em
-one auto goes afk
-the other laughs at me calls me a noob and continues doing bonus
-we go on with mish
-he dies again asks me to rez him and i say no
-he doesnt leave but instead just keeps shouting obscenities and drawing male anatomy on the minimap.
-we all ignore him

mortalis doleo · Nov 01, 2005, 09:05 PM // 21:05

i encountered a person in TopK a few months ago.

for five minutes he talked about how hitler would have united us all, and how he wished he were alive now.

the occasional hail hitler was in there, and some other crap.

i was more than offended...
i sat quietly, took a screenie or two, and reported him to anet.

who knows what happened to the little nazi... hopefully he got his account banned...

Pevil Lihatuh · Nov 01, 2005, 11:13 PM // 23:13

I encountered the biggest GROUP of jerks last night in LA.

Waiting for the Mad King amidst:
<Random American>We are the world police coz we have the firepower!!!!
(yeah great reason)
<Random non-American>America sucks, ur all ****ing stupid!!!
<Random American 2>All other countries suck, stfu n00bs!
<Random non-American 2>USA is losing power, we'll pwn you soon!

and etc etc... must have been 100 or so jerks insisting that their country is the best and all the others suck, and getting VERY offensive over it.

Mustache Mayhem · Nov 01, 2005, 11:34 PM // 23:34

lol yeah pev.. I've seen that alot- it's not started by americans either but usually draws in the village idiots

I love sweet tea · Nov 01, 2005, 11:34 PM // 23:34

The biggest jerk for me was a guy named Gladiator Kurt.He asked why I kept going afk(I only went afk 2 time's)and I said because I have 2 kids.
Gladiator Kurt:Well you're a B**** I bet they belong to your daddy who raped you you're a perv.
Me:Whatever
Kurt

on't whatever me you mother F****** B****
Me:how can I be that if I'm a woman?
Kurt:You're you a b**** I'm going to turn you in and get you banned!
Me

o what you want.
Kurt:F*** you B****
Me:guys tell this guy to leave me alone(I had a bunch of friends with us)
Kurt:Yeah go F****** rape her just like her daddy did.
The conversation went on from there we let him die eventually and left him there.But he also got banned permanently.

Mavrik · Nov 01, 2005, 11:45 PM // 23:45

I get the "you RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO&@*@^# RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GO" stuff when on my "afk" /dance with my ranger which I find very funny yet after a while, very annoying. If you don't like my dancing, change your district.

huh · Nov 02, 2005, 03:56 AM // 03:56

Heh I was little jerky last night...playing my monk brings that out in me.
Was doing the Aurora Glade mission, and the rest of the team were alright, except for this one particular E/Mo who shall remain unnamed.
He insisted on tanking and rushing in front, and brought Windborne Speed with him

...we had 2 warriors in our team!
After telling him numerous times to stop going in front, to which I never got a reply nor heeding my advice, I told him that he was on his own.
Yeah died soon enough and I didn't bother ressing him but someone else did.
Anyway we failed that time and went back to town.

Me and a couple of guildies promptly popped on our pumpkin heads and started to /point, /taunt, and /laugh at him, and he eventually left.

Iere · Nov 02, 2005, 04:11 AM // 04:11

I deleted my female elementalist because I was tired of random people in front of me walking around me and going "ur sexy".

Ugh.

Sister Rosette · Nov 02, 2005, 10:27 AM // 10:27

Ah the delicious wonders of Ascalon Arena.

I was playing around with my water ele (ZOMG I HAVE FORGE ARMOR AND
TRIDENT I'M T3H UB3R H4444444444XXX0RZZ!!!ONEONESHIFTELEVEN!!!?)
And we got matched up against, an honestly tough group. Even the 2 without
elites and 60+ armor put up a remarkably good fight. It came down to 3 living
members on my team versus the 2 remaining on their team. All res signets had
been used, and it was down to it. I was happily Tridenting and Ice Spearing
away when Life Transfer pops up in my top left window. No biggie, keep on
slugging. Eventually I drop from regen, but not before getting a Glyph of
Sacrifice/Malestrom off on the bastard. The foes don't move, and get owned
by the repeat damage/casting denial.

We win by one person.

After this, the Necro who was using Life Transfer started yelling at me.

(Multiple GG's go up in chat)
Necro: ELE U F(omitted) HACKER
Me:?
Necro: U HAVE ELITE AND FORGE U HACK
Me: No.....I paid for a run. And last time I checked, LIFE TRANSFER is
an elite too...
(Goes to next match, Necro continues to PM harass me)
Necro: I DONT CARE IT IS ELITE BUT YOU HACKED THAT DAMAGE AT END
Me: No, I just used a Glyph of Sacrifice to get the Malestrom off before I
died.
Necro: STFU ELES DONT HAVE SACRIFICE SKILLS
Me: That's the name of the glyph.
Necro: W/E HACKER IM REPORTING YOU
Me: Fine, knock yourself out. Make sure you tell them you had forge and an
elite as well.
Necro: STFU I AT LEAST NEEDED SKILL
Me: Yeah, a target and forget hex really needs skill....
[Ignore list, report sent. For harrassment, not using run skills]

Other things that piss me off. A level 2 with pre-searing skills in Ascalon
arena that thinks he's the main damage dealer of the team...

Speaks for itself, people like this need to be shaved.

Omega_2005 · Nov 02, 2005, 10:38 AM // 10:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sister Rosette

Ah the delicious wonders of Ascalon Arena.

I was playing around with my water ele (ZOMG I HAVE FORGE ARMOR AND
TRIDENT I'M T3H UB3R H4444444444XXX0RZZ!!!ONEONESHIFTELEVEN!!!?)
And we got matched up against, an honestly tough group. Even the 2 without
elites and 60+ armor put up a remarkably good fight. It came down to 3 living
members on my team versus the 2 remaining on their team. All res signets had
been used, and it was down to it. I was happily Tridenting and Ice Spearing
away when Life Transfer pops up in my top left window. No biggie, keep on
slugging. Eventually I drop from regen, but not before getting a Glyph of
Sacrifice/Malestrom off on the bastard. The foes don't move, and get owned
by the repeat damage/casting denial.

We win by one person.

After this, the Necro who was using Life Transfer started yelling at me.

(Multiple GG's go up in chat)
Necro: ELE U F(omitted) HACKER
Me:?
Necro: U HAVE ELITE AND FORGE U HACK
Me: No.....I paid for a run. And last time I checked, LIFE TRANSFER is
an elite too...
(Goes to next match, Necro continues to PM harass me)
Necro: I DONT CARE IT IS ELITE BUT YOU HACKED THAT DAMAGE AT END
Me: No, I just used a Glyph of Sacrifice to get the Malestrom off before I
died.
Necro: STFU ELES DONT HAVE SACRIFICE SKILLS
Me: That's the name of the glyph.
Necro: W/E HACKER IM REPORTING YOU
Me: Fine, knock yourself out. Make sure you tell them you had forge and an
elite as well.
Necro: STFU I AT LEAST NEEDED SKILL
Me: Yeah, a target and forget hex really needs skill....
[Ignore list, report sent. For harrassment, not using run skills]

Other things that piss me off. A level 2 with pre-searing skills in Ascalon
arena that thinks he's the main damage dealer of the team...

Speaks for itself, people like this need to be shaved.

The morals of this story are... Look before you click? and Read the abbreviations or get a job in the Army...?

Commander Ryker · Nov 02, 2005, 01:38 PM // 13:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by I love sweet tea

The biggest jerk for me was a guy named Gladiator Kurt.He asked why I kept going afk(I only went afk 2 time's)and I said because I have 2 kids.
Gladiator Kurt:Well you're a B**** I bet they belong to your daddy who raped you you're a perv.
Me:Whatever
Kurt

on't whatever me you mother F****** B****
Me:how can I be that if I'm a woman?
Kurt:You're you a b**** I'm going to turn you in and get you banned!
Me

o what you want.
Kurt:F*** you B****
Me:guys tell this guy to leave me alone(I had a bunch of friends with us)
Kurt:Yeah go F****** rape her just like her daddy did.
The conversation went on from there we let him die eventually and left him there.But he also got banned permanently.

I always wonder what goes through people's heads to make them behave like that. It just stuns me.

How do you know he got banned permanently?

Omega_2005 · Nov 02, 2005, 02:28 PM // 14:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Commander Ryker

I always wonder what goes through people's heads to make them behave like that. It just stuns me.

How do you know he got banned permanently?

By the looks of that... sexual harrasment/threats made him get banned...

I intend never to say or do such things, as I'm not a jerk and possibly never will be (apart from the servers, damn BTNet

)

Commander Ryker · Nov 02, 2005, 02:39 PM // 14:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Omega_2005

By the looks of that... sexual harrasment/threats made him get banned...

I intend never to say or do such things, as I'm not a jerk and possibly never will be (apart from the servers, damn BTNet

)

I know why he got banned, I just want to know how the poster knows this asswipe got permently banned.

Captain Krompdown · Nov 02, 2005, 02:59 PM // 14:59

My biggest jerk of the moment is nothing unusual...

...just another scammer with a Join Date of Oct., 2005 next to his name.

I guess he's just getting used to how things work.

http://www.guildwarsguru.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=74703

Mort · Nov 02, 2005, 03:26 PM // 15:26

Here is my jerk story.... (also why I never bother with PVP to this day)

Me... on my first week of playing. I just made it to Post with a Warrior. Im equipped with a Purple butterfly sword I found in the breach.

Ranger: Hey... thats a cool sword. Is it max?
Me: What do you mean is it max?
Ranger: is it max damage?
Me: Uh... i doubt it.. the damage says 7-13.
Ranger: OMFG you noob... you dont even have a max sword?
Me: Sorry... where can i get the maxed sword?
Ranger: You suck.

We lose... ranger leaves.

Good Ol Ascalon Arena...

tigernz · Nov 02, 2005, 03:32 PM // 15:32

I got another new one from CA lst night. Well, the guy was TRYING to be a jerk, but it didn't quite go as he intended...

Match starts and he states (Can't remember his exact name but it had runnah in it) "I'm a runner. I don't do anything except run"

<2 of his team leaves>

So we proceed to kill the other guy in his team who stuck around, all the while listening to this guy rant and rave and brag about how he was going to waste our time by running as soon as his teammate was dead.

So now its 4 vs 1:

Runnah: "If you all drop now then I won't run and you won't waste an hour or more of your time trying to catch me"

Me: "I'll take my chances, thanks"

Runnah: "Hahahaha noobs I'm set up with ONLY running skills you'll never catch me!!"

Me: "OK...feel free to start running then"

Runnah: activates Storm Chaser

Me: "I'm using crippling anguish/conjure phantasm/faintheartedness on runnah"

5 or 10 seconds later when he's died from the degen and our team pounding on him...

Me: "Nice run"

Runnah: "STFU NOOB I'M A PRO RUNNER YOU JUST GOT LUCKY"

People like that always bring a smile to my face, especially when I see they're Ranger with no secondary and I know I have Crippling Anguish tucked away

kawaii_bat · Nov 02, 2005, 03:43 PM // 15:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Commander Ryker

I know why he got banned, I just want to know how the poster knows this asswipe got permently banned.

Most probably because the name of that person stopped existing within a day or two of her reporting him. If his name dissapeared from her ignore list pretty good chances his account was banned.

1.Considering the nature of the harassment
2.Considering they where unwaranted
3.Considering that he continued to harass and even made comments of reporting her to Anet for being the mother of children...

I'm pretty sure that after that he would be banned.
They can't leave someone as *Engine gored* up as that on GW.
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P.S
Most probably the reason why he did harass was because he thought he could get away with it without being reprimanded, suspended or banned.

Some people will try just because they can and think themselves invincible.
--------->It's also a kid's rush (Like parachuting) to swear online because
they can't be told by their parents that they can't do that.